You know that few seconds in the morning, maybe even nanoseconds, right when your brain begins to return to consciousness and you’re in that little weightless, swirly dream space before reality smacks you in the face? I hate those lying-ass nanoseconds.
Do you believe in karma?
Absolutely not. And if karma does exist, it’s clearly on an extended lunch break, scrolling TikTok, and ignoring every cosmic email in its inbox.
And if karma does exist, it’s clearly ghosting all of us. Not even a “new phone, who dis?”—just pure, unbothered silence while the universe burns like a scented candle labeled Chaos & Poor Life Choices.
Karma: The Universe’s Supposed Intern
People treat karma like it’s some cosmic intern taking notes on everyone’s behavior. As if the universe is perched behind a desk, tapping its pen, whispering, “Oh, Brad didn’t recycle today… let’s schedule his tire to go flat at 3:17 PM.” Be serious. If karma were actually keeping score, half the population would be walking around with cartoon-style anvils hovering above their heads, and the other half would be cashing in loyalty points for beachfront property and eternal good hair days. But no. Instead, the universe is that coworker who shows up late, leaves early, and somehow still gets promoted.
Life Isn’t a Punch Card of Good Deeds
People love pretending life is fair. “Do good and good will come back to you!” Sure, babe. And if I eat salad, I’ll wake up with abs. Let’s all keep believing in our little fairy tales.
Reality check:
You help someone carry their groceries → you trip on the curb.
You lie, cheat, and steal → you get a corner office and a company car.
If karma is real, it’s running on 3% battery and ignoring all notifications.
My Philosophy: Karma Is Cute, But Petty Revenge Is Effective
People cling to karma because it’s comforting. It’s the adult version of believing your stuffed animals come alive at night to protect you. It’s adorable, really.
But me? I’m not waiting for the universe to handle my business. Karma is unreliable. Karma is that friend who says “I’m almost there” when they haven’t even left the house.
If someone wrongs me, I don’t sit around hoping the universe will trip them. I’ll simply raise an eyebrow, sip my iced coffee, and let my villain era handle the logistics.
So no, I don’t believe in karma. But I do believe in watching life stumble around like it’s wearing heels two sizes too small. I believe in smirking at the chaos, twirling my metaphorical hair, and letting the universe try—poorly—to keep up with me. If karma ever decides to clock in and do its job, fabulous. Until then, I’ll keep making questionable decisions, delivering premium-grade snark, and living like the main character in a dark comedy.
The universe can take notes.
Not Just “Quirky”
I have spent my entire adult life working as a professional clinical psychologist. I hold advanced degrees in human behavior, diagnose emotional distress for a living, and spend 40 hours a week helping people navigate their psyches. Yet, it took a formal clinical evaluation from a colleague to make me realize that my own personality wasn’t just a collection of hyper-disciplined habits, but a masterfully constructed, lifelong defense mechanism against Autism Spectrum Disorder.
Talk about a massive operational oversight.
Being formally diagnosed as autistic when you are already an established professional and a parent to a seven-year-old is a brutal, hilarious plot twist. Sitting on the other side of the clinical couch while a peer hands you a diagnostic report is a deeply humbling experience. You look back at a lifetime of feeling like an alien dropped into a human colony without a translation matrix, and suddenly the data points align. I wasn’t just an incredibly detached, superior intellectual. I was neurodivergent, exhausted, and desperately trying to survive in a world built for a different operating system.
The Double-Agent Problem
Being a psychologist with autism is the ultimate exercise in cognitive dissonance. I literally teach social skills, emotional regulation, and communication strategies to clients while privately running an internal simulation script just to survive casual office small talk.
My daily routine required an exhaustive level of high-masking:
The Clinical Empathy Nod: Perfected to exact professional standards to convey deep human connection while my brain calculated the exact ambient decibel level of the air conditioning unit.
The Parent-Teacher Association Mimicry: Analyzing the exact pitch of other parents at the playground to deduce the correct vocal frequency required to say, “Yes, seven is such a fun age!” without sounding like an undercover cyborg.
The Hyper-Vigilant Buffer: Working twice as hard to maintain the appearance of the perfect, effortless professional, because the alternative—showing the massive, grinding friction beneath the surface—felt completely unsafe.
The grim reality of being a high-achieving neurodivergent adult is the crushing realization that nobody actually cares about the friction. They just expect more output. The reward for successfully masking your struggles is simply a heavier workload and a higher standard to maintain. You are viewed as the reliable anchor, the stable professional, and the capable parent. Meanwhile, you are internally drowning in a sensory and social swamp, silently screaming because everyone assumes you have it all figured out.
The Specimen Room: Great at the Job, Terrible at “People”
Here is the absolute best part of the irony: I am phenomenally good at my job. But do not mistake my clinical efficacy for a genuine knack for “people.”
In the therapy room, my clients aren’t a warm, fuzzy social circle—they are fascinating specimens. They are complex science projects. Because I am detached from the neurotypical emotional frequencies that usually muddy the waters, I can look at a patient’s life, isolate the variables, spot the structural flaws, and quickly formulate a highly effective clinical solution. It is pure, beautiful data analysis disguised as healthcare.
But try applying that scientific method to a personal relationship. It is a catastrophic failure.
In real life, people apparently do not want to be treated like a lab rat or a logic puzzle. When a partner or friend vents, my brain immediately switches to “Fix the Machine” mode. I lay out a highly efficient, multi-step optimization plan, only to be met with a cold glare and the phrase, “I just wanted you to listen.” Why would you want me to listen to a problem when we could be actively solving it? It turns out that the exact same analytical detachment that makes me a brilliant psychologist makes me a deeply confusing, frustrating friend. I can map your psyche in sixty minutes, but I still don’t know what to say when you’re sad over coffee.
The Gullibility Tax: Predators, Parasites, and Paperwork
The dark, deeply sardonic punchline of my professional life is that while I can spot a client’s subconscious defense mechanisms from across a stadium, my personal operating system defaults to being aggressively trusting, gullible, and completely blind to real-world malice.
Outside the clinic, I don’t just miss social cues; I actively hand the keys of my life over to people who treat me like a free resource to be mined. Because my brain operates on literal rules and assumes others do too, I am a total soft touch. This has made me a premium target for two specific types of social vampires:
The Controlling Overlords: I have a spectacular, multi-season history of walking straight into abusive relationships with controlling men. When you spend your whole life feeling fundamentally “wrong” and socially clumsy, it is alarmingly easy for a manipulator to convince you that his control is just “helpful guidance.” They systematically isolate you, and you let them, because you assume your exhaustion is just your own fault. By the time you realize what’s happening, your world has been shrunk to the exact dimensions of their ego.
The Professional Parasites: Success attracts people, but neurodivergent success attracts people who want to ride your coattails for a free lift. I have lost count of the number of users who realized I have zero natural defense against manipulation, flashed a warm smile, and proceeded to piggyback on my hard work and clinical achievements while I literally thanked them for the company.
There is an exquisite humiliation in holding advanced degrees in human behavior and realizing you are the easiest mark in any given room. My clinical training taught me how minds should work under distress; it did not prepare me for the casual cruelty of people who realize you take everything literally and will tolerate immense emotional discomfort because you’ve been conditioned to think you’re just being “awkward.”
The Sensory Minefield: Paper, Screeches, and Institutional Lighting
Let’s talk about the sensory triggers, because this is where the universe really showcases its dark sense of humor. Everyone assumes sensory processing issues look like covering your ears at a fireworks show. For me, the true villains are everyday office staples, municipal infrastructure, and anything made of wood pulp.
My daily existence is a tactical minefield:
The Pulp Terror: Dealing with toilet paper, paper towels, note paper, and copy paper. I grab printed reports using only the tips of my fingernails like a bomb disposal expert defusing a live payload. Helping my kid build a cardboard castle is an exercise in trying not to hyperventilate as raw edges scrape my skin.
The Fluorescent Interrogation: Institutional fluorescent lighting doesn’t just illuminate a room; it vibrates at a malicious, invisible frequency that makes my teeth itch. It feels less like an office building and more like an eternal, low-budget interrogation scene.
The Screeching Brink: Sudden, loud screeching noises—whether it’s the printer jamming, a chair dragging across a hard floor, or a child’s toy hitting a specific high-pitched register—instantly send a jolt of pure adrenaline straight to my nervous system.
For decades, I blamed these visceral structural aversions on “idiosyncratic quirks.” Turns out, my nervous system just treats a legal pad and standard office lighting as imminent biological threats.
The Myth of the Connector
The hardest pill to swallow in this post-diagnosis unmasking process is the profound, enduring difficulty in relating to people outside of a controlled, academic environment. For a long time, I thought that if I studied human behavior deeply enough, I would eventually unlock the secret code to genuinely fitting in. I thought the deep sense of isolation—the absolute certainty that I am fundamentally different from the people around me—would fade once I achieved the traditional milestones of career, marriage, and parenthood.
It doesn’t.
I can analyze a human dynamic with clinical precision, but I still don’t naturally feel the warmth of the connection. I am always the observer outside the glass, watching the neurotypicals navigate their effortless social currents. The realization from my evaluation that I will never naturally “fit in” is liberating, but it is also biting.
Dropping the Performance
Deciding to unmask means calling a permanent strike on the performance. I am explicitly done trying to cure my awkwardness to make the rest of the world comfortable.
If I need to wear specialized glasses or turn off the overhead fluorescent lights in my office to function, I will do it without a lengthy apology. If I need to use a plastic tool to handle paper documents because the texture makes my spine shiver, so be it. If I decline a social gathering because my parental and professional social batteries are completely depleted, I will do so without inventing a polite, palatable excuse.
The Price of Admission
Putting this into words—and putting it out into the world—is terrifying. In my field, we are conditioned to project flawless, objective stability. Admitting that your own brain operates on a completely different frequency feels like inviting a jury to critique your competence. I know the risks. I know the quiet judgments that happen behind closed doors.
But I am also acutely aware of the alternative: spending the next half of my life suffocating behind a mask that was built to protect a version of me that doesn’t actually exist.
So, if my clinical peers want to look at this diagnosis and judge it as a deficit, they are welcome to their diagnostic manuals. If the neurotypicals find my aversion to copy paper or my literal approach to friendships inconvenient, they are free to look away. The performance is officially over, the lights are dimmed, and the specimen is finally leaving the lab.
First of all, congratulations. It takes a truly special kind of talent to take a woman who loved you, held your hand through your family drama, and backed you up completely, and turn her into the villain of your story. I hope you get a trophy for that level of creative writing.
I really thought we were building a future together. Silly me. I actually listened and believed you when you said it was safe to let my guard down. Safe to let you in because you were reciprocating the openness. Thinking about how I fell for your lies feels like drinking sour milk.
Instead, I became your favorite scapegoat. When things got hard, you started blaming me for everything. And my absolute favorite part? When you called me “controlling.” Let’s unpack that masterpiece. I trusted you with my actual vulnerabilities. I told you about my abandonment issues. I told you, explicitly, that it breaks my heart when someone abruptly packs up and strips their presence away from my life.
So what did you do? Naturally, you waited exactly two hours, packed up all your stuff, and marched out the door. But wait—doing exactly what I told you would devastate me wasn’t you being cruel. No, according to you, it was me trying to control you by having feelings. The logic is dizzying, really.
And then you claimed I “play the victim.” Darling, please. Let’s get one thing straight: I am anything but a victim. Victims stay small. Victims believe the garbage people throw at them. I am a survivor who had the audacity to love a broken person and expect basic human decency in return. My bad. Using someone’s trauma against them and claiming they deserved it is what I would call “evil”.
But your absolute favorite trick was the psychological projection. Every time your own behavior was called into question, you didn’t just deflect—you started rewriting my entire identity. You started dragging the ghosts of your past into our present, claiming I was “just like” the women before me.
Let’s make something perfectly clear: that narrative is completely, utterly false. Half the time you were screaming at me or accusing me of things, it felt like you weren’t even talking to me. You weren’t looking at the woman standing in front of you, the one actually supporting you. You were arguing with a phantom in your own head, taking all the resentment, anger, and baggage from your past failures and slapping my name onto it. It was easier for you to project a caricature onto me than to face the reality of how well I actually treated you.
The moment you walked out, the mask didn’t just slip; it shattered. You went on a full-scale middle school tirade. You insulted my looks, criticized my body, called me “evil,” and announced that you “never loved me” anyway. And the grand finale? You claimed to have a new girlfriend in a literal three-hour window. A whole three hours! Wow. I didn’t know UberEats delivered rebounds that fast.
You threw everything you had at me to tear my self-esteem down to the ground. You wanted me broken so you wouldn’t have to look in the mirror and face the reality of what you did.
But here is the heartfelt truth, from the very bottom of my soul: I am still here. Still standing. Still not needing validation from everyone like you do. Still not the person who can’t stop talking about themselves like you.
It hurts. It hurts because my love for you was real, even if yours was a ghost story. It hurts because I genuinely cared for you when you were drowning in your own feelings of betrayal. I didn’t deserve the cruelty you unleashed on me.
But your words didn’t stick. You didn’t break me. You just emptied out my closet and cleared the air in my home. My body, my face, and my massive heart are entirely too resilient to be ruined by your insecurities. You took your drama, your baggage, and your three-hour replacement. But you left me with my power, my self-respect, and a completely open runway for a future that is way too bright for you to ever stand in again.
Thanks for the craziness you brought to my life, and thanks for leaving.
For the last four and a half years, I have had the distinct pleasure of learning how family court works when you are a neurodivergent woman with limited resources, visible emotions, and the audacity to believe facts matter.
Spoiler alert: they don’t.
I entered this process believing that if I documented everything, told the truth, followed the rules, and stayed focused on my child, eventually someone would listen.
That was adorable. I’m so cute when I’m stupid.
Instead, I discovered that family court often feels like running through sand while carrying a filing cabinet. Every step takes everything you’ve got, and somehow you’re still expected to defend why you’re not moving faster.
One of the most frustrating parts of this entire process has been feeling like my neurodivergence was treated as a character flaw instead of a difference. I do not always communicate the way people expect. I do not always process emotions in neat, socially acceptable packages. In high-stress situations, especially when I am being attacked, accused, or overwhelmed, I cry. Not because I am dishonest. Not because I am unstable. Not because I have something to hide. I cry because my nervous system is overloaded and it is an involuntary physiological response.
Unfortunately, family court does not seem particularly interested in differentiating trauma from guilt.
Over and over again, I found myself in situations where my emotional reaction to being harmed was treated as more concerning than the behavior that caused the reaction in the first place. The calmer person was assumed to be the more credible person. The person struggling under enormous stress became the problem. Maybe it’s the the sociopath that stays calm?
One of my favorite plot points in this whole circus is that I was ordered to pay $1,200 a month in child support while being repeatedly portrayed as the problem. Apparently, I was simultaneously too irresponsible to be trusted and responsible enough to bankroll the entire arrangement. It’s a fascinating contradiction when you think about it. The irony of being portrayed as the irresponsible one while funding a man-sized adolescent’s lifestyle while he chose not to work at all for four and a half years has never been lost on me. The reality was that my parents and I were paying the bills, providing the essentials, handling the logistics, and showing up every day. But family court taught me a valuable lesson: sometimes the person doing the work is not the person controlling the story.
And nowhere was that more obvious than during the most recent hearing. For three hours, I listened to my ex call me horrible things and accuse me of things that were not true. I was expected to sit there and absorb it. No meaningful opportunity to respond. No meaningful opportunity to defend myself. Just three hours of being verbally dismantled while everyone pretended this was a normal way to evaluate a person’s fitness as a parent. And at the end, the judge even forced me to thank the man who has verbally, emotionally, mentally, and financially abused me for almost a decade.
At one point, the judge literally told me she did not care if my daughter was dirty or hungry.
Read that again.
Apparently I had spent years worrying about things that, according to the person entrusted with protecting children’s welfare, were not particularly important.
It was one of many moments where I stopped wondering whether I was participating in a search for truth and started wondering whether I had somehow wandered into an absurdist stage play about bureaucracy. The kind where everyone has memorized their lines except the audience.
I have done tons of research and learned about public controversies involving this judge that left me deeply disturbed such as “Cash for Kids”. It is as dark as it sounds. Not like I needed additional reasons to question the process. I had already spent years living it. I already watched disgusting behavior on full display. My ex’s lawyer even has a dubious honor on many “mom” blogs and earned himself onto the “wall of shame” for his reputation of taking women’s children from them and bribing judges. Gross. I pray his daughter marries someone exactly like my ex.
If I’m being completely honest, as a person with a Masters in Forensic Psychology, I have never had much faith in the justice system: it is flawed, archaic, and chock full of corruption. Money talks and the truth, well who gives a fuck what the truth is? When a judge tells you she doesn’t care if your child is dirty or hungry, it becomes difficult to maintain the kind of respect for the system that polite people typically recommend. Call me crazy, but I happen to think a child’s health, safety, and well-being should rank slightly higher on the priority list. Perhaps I misunderstood the job description. I assumed concern for children’s welfare was going to be one of the key performance indicators.
Often throughout this circus, my ex has gone above and beyond to hold me down and pull my wings off through emotional and psychological coercion and manipulation. Expressing to gim gratitude for that was not on my mind for that day, and certainly not expressing it because I was forced to on record. So as the neverending hearing is nearing the end after almost three hours, you can imagine the incredulous reaction I had when this Judge forced me to thank him. Seriously? How is that an appropriate demand for an officer of the court to make? Why would I ever take this “honorable” person’s judgement seriously, believe she had my child’s BEST INTEREST, or that she wasn’t very clearly displaying bias?
Four and a half years of this has left scars. I am more cynical than I used to be. I trust basically no one. I question more. Some of that is wisdom. Most of it is damage. Most days, I am not entirely sure where the line is. Most days I don’t know how I feel because I am constantly anxious, probably dissociated, but force myself to smile and be pleasant when all I really wanna do is open my own “Rage Room”. But I don’t lose who I am.
What gets lost in all of this is that I am not just a case file, a stack of exhibits, or a target for someone else’s accusations. I’m a mom. And I love my daughter more than I have words for.
I do not get nearly enough time with her, and that is one of the deepest hurts I carry. Not because I want to “win” some parenting contest, but because I genuinely enjoy being her mother. We laugh constantly. We play games. We make up silly jokes that probably only make sense to us. I taught her to read. I got to watch her discover books and realize that stories are little worlds she can carry around with her. Those moments matter to me more than any court order ever could.
Recently, I even got her a dog. Not because a judge told me to. Not because it would look good in a custody evaluation. Just because I know her, and I knew how much joy it would bring her. That’s the thing nobody seems to understand. The best parts of parenting are not the things that show up in legal filings. They’re the ordinary moments. The lunches. The bedtime conversations. The car rides. The card games. The inside jokes. Not once has anyone, including her father, thought, “How is this affecting Bell?”. She’s so smart (good genes from her mama wink, wink) but she is very anxious and at times temperamental, but that’s due to the wounds she has taken on during this process.
So when I sit in court and listen to people tell a version of me that I don’t recognize, it is hard not to laugh a little. Apparently I am all sorts of terrible things. Meanwhile, in the real world, I’m teaching my daughter to read, teaching her to be kind and loving, helping with school, cheering her on, packing lunches, buying clothes, paying bills, and soaking up every minute I get with her.
The court gets a few hours to decide who I am. My daughter gets the real me for the rest of our lives.
People love to say, “Everything happens for a reason,” usually right after something terrible happens and right before they offer you a casserole, a prayer emoji, or the kind of advice that makes you want to walk calmly into the ocean.
And here’s the annoying part: I think they’re right.
I do. I believe things happen for a reason. I believe life has patterns, consequences, timing, lessons, warnings, plot twists, and the occasional flaming dumpster delivered directly to your porch like Amazon Prime for emotional damage. I believe some doors close because better ones are opening. I believe some people leave because their assault on your nervous system is done. I believe some disasters eventually become stories you tell later in a pharmacy aisle while holding overpriced shampoo and realizing you’re probably over-sharing with a stranger again.
But then, because I am cursed with both a brain and a pulse, I have follow-up questions.
For example: if everything happens for a reason, what exactly is the reason for the truly fucked up things? Not the mildly inconvenient things, like stepping in gum or accidentally liking your ex’s vacation photo from 2019. I mean the real stuff. The life-altering, soul-denting, “well, that’s going to require a new therapist and possibly a commemorative mug” kind of stuff.
Were those things always going to happen? Were they written somewhere? Did fate have a clipboard? Was the universe standing there in a headset saying, “Okay, cue abandonment issues in three, two…”?
Because if so, I would like to speak to a manager. Not God, necessarily. Just whoever was in charge of scheduling. Someone in middle management. Someone with access to the spreadsheet. I have notes.
The Math Is Suspicious
I want to know how many “reasons” equal trauma. Is there a conversion chart? Like, three betrayals equals one breakthrough? Five childhood wounds can be redeemed for a premium coping mechanism? Collect ten emotionally unavailable people and win a free fear of intimacy?
People say, “You went through that to become who you are.” Which is sweet, in the way poison can be sweet if you put enough sugar in it.
Because yes, I am who I am because of what happened to me. I am funny because silence was dangerous. I am observant because I had to read rooms like they were ransom notes. I am independent because needing people felt like leaving the stove on. I am compassionate because I know what it feels like to be quietly falling apart while still replying, “No worries!” to emails.
So yes, I can trace the reasons. I can connect the dots. Unfortunately, the dots are bruises.
Meaning Is Not the Same as Permission
Here’s where I think we get it wrong. We hear “everything happens for a reason” and assume it means everything was supposed to happen. Like the bad thing was divinely endorsed. Like suffering arrived wearing a little name tag that said, “Hi, I’m here to traumatize the fuck outta you, but at least you’ll be stronger?”
No. Absolutely not. Some things happen because people are careless. Some things happen because people are cruel. Some things happen because systems fail, parents fail, timing fails, bodies fail, luck packs a bag and leaves without notice. Some things happen because we fail, or we give up.
The reason is not always noble. Sometimes the reason is “someone made a bad choice and you got the bill.” Sometimes the reason is “life is chaotic and nobody gave the universe a background check.” Sometimes the reason is “humans are just raccoons with passwords.”
Meaning does not make harm acceptable. Growth does not make the wound a gift. Healing does not require you to write a thank-you note to the thing that broke you.
You can become stronger and still admit you should not have had to. You can be wise and still be pissed. You can make art from the wreckage and still say, “Honestly, the wreckage was a bit much.”
I Have Become Very Resourceful, Unfortunately
I am a damaged person, but in a charming, boutique way. Artisanal damage. Small batch. Locally sourced from years of nonsense.
I have done my best. I have taped myself together good enough. Not with one of those clean invisible repairs where the mug looks brand new. More like I dropped the mug, cried on the kitchen floor, used packing tape because that was nearby, and now it technically holds coffee if you don’t make eye contact with the crack.
And that counts.
There is dignity in the ugly repair. There is bravery in the person who keeps showing up with emotional duct tape under their shirt. There is something almost holy about saying, “I am not fixed, but I am functional. I am not fine, but I am funny, and frankly that is more useful.”
Maybe the reason isn’t that the awful thing had to happen. Maybe the reason is what we do after it does.
The Reason Might Be Us
Maybe “everything happens for a reason” is not a statement about fate. Maybe it is a dare.
Maybe life throws something awful at you, and the reason is not hidden inside the event like a prize in a cereal box. Maybe the reason is something you have to build later, with smashing glasses, bad jokes, therapy, rage walks, voice memos you should absolutely delete, and friends who let you be dramatic without calling the authorities.
Maybe the reason is the boundary you finally set. The person you stop chasing. The softness you protect instead of performing. The way you learn to recognize peace because chaos used to be your native language. The way you become the adult you needed, which is rude because I specifically requested someone else do that job, but apparently we are all understaffed.
I don’t think pain is automatically meaningful. I think meaning is what we steal back from pain after it has already taken enough.
So, Does Everything Happen for a Reason?
Yes.
But not always a good reason. Not always a fair reason. Not always a reason that deserves a candle, a quote graphic, or a spiritually vague Instagram caption over a picture of fog.
Sometimes the reason is ugly. Sometimes the reason is random. Sometimes the reason is someone else’s brokenness spilling onto your clean floor. Sometimes the reason is only visible years later, when you realize the worst thing did not make you better exactly, but it made you honest. It made you less available for bullshit. It made you fluent in your own survival.
And maybe that is enough. Not satisfying. Not tidy. Not “live, laugh, learn.” More like “live, limp, lobotomy because otherwise you will start screaming in Target.”
I still believe things happen for a reason. I just no longer believe the reason has to be pretty. I no longer believe the reason has to justify the damage. I no longer believe the lesson makes the loss polite.
Some things happened. Many things hurt. Some things changed me.
And here I am, taped together good enough, still sweet in the places I could have gone hard, still funny in the places I could have gone silent, still alive in the places that tried to make me a cautionary tale.
Maybe that’s the reason.
I keep coming back to the same painful thought: the person I trusted is not the person I recognize now. Maybe he changed. Maybe he revealed parts of himself I did not want to see. Maybe I was holding onto the version of him that made me feel safe, seen, and hopeful. Whatever the truth is, it hurts to realize that someone can mean so much to you and still become someone you have to let go of.
I am angry, but not only at him. I am angry at myself, too. Angry that I let my guard down. Angry that I trusted someone for the first time in a long time. Angry that I allowed myself to be vulnerable when vulnerability has never come easily to me. It is a strange kind of heartbreak when you are not just mourning the relationship, but also questioning your own judgment. Because apparently, opening your heart after carefully guarding it for years comes with no warranty, no receipt, and absolutely no customer service department.
What makes me angrier is that today I had to do something genuinely difficult, and he had promised to take me and wait with me. Instead, he completely abandoned me. That is not an exaggeration or a dramatic interpretation; that is what happened. And it is hard to reconcile that with someone who presents himself as a decent, respectful guy.
I also know I am not always easy in the emotional department. I am very upfront and transparent about that, so it is not exactly hidden in fine print somewhere. I can struggle to understand what other people are feeling, and at the same time, I can feel my own emotions so deeply they practically show up with luggage and an extended-stay reservation. It is confusing to be someone who sometimes misses the signals but still absorbs the impact. I am trying to be honest about that, too, because this is not about pretending I am perfect. It is about admitting that I feel things intensely, that I do not always know what to do with those feelings, and that being left alone in a hard moment made all of it hit even harder.
The more I think about it, the more I know the mistake was not being honest. It was not caring. It was not letting myself believe someone might actually show up for me. Maybe I misread some things. Maybe I gave too much credit where it was not earned. But I do not want to punish myself for having hope, even if hope clearly needs a better screening process.
I can be hurt and still be okay. I can miss what I thought we had and still know that what happened was not okay. I can be disappointed without letting it turn me into someone I do not recognize. I do not need to pretend I am untouched by it. I just need to get through it without letting it make me more of an Ice Queen than I already am. The point is that I cannot keep getting pulled into someone else’s confusion, deflection, avoidance, or bullshit just because I care about them. I need honesty. I need genuineness. I need people who are willing to look at themselves clearly, even when it is uncomfortable. If someone cannot do that, I cannot keep letting their mess become mine, no matter what the nature of the relationship is.
And the truth is, I do wish him good things. I wish him all that “love and light” crap, even if I am actively rolling my eyes right now while I am writing this. I hope he finds peace. I hope he grows. I hope he becomes the kind of person he wants to be. Wishing him well does not mean I excuse what hurt me. It does not mean I am pretending it was fine. It simply means I will not let bitterness be the last thing this experience leaves inside me.
I am not broken because someone changed, but I am kind of a dumbass for trusting, but I digress. I am not weak because I cared. I miss him. I hope he misses me too, even if admitting that feels like handing my pride a tiny shovel and asking it to dig its own grave. But I am learning, grieving, and standing back up. And if there is one thing I know for sure, it is this: I can wish him love and light, still miss him, and still keep it movin.
Anger is the emotional equivalent of a loud, leather-jacket-wearing bodyguard. When you yell because someone took the last cup of coffee without brewing a fresh pot, it looks like a direct reaction to caffeine deprivation. In reality, that loud reaction is just a secondary emotion shielding a much more sensitive, primary emotion hiding backstage.
The Behind-the-Scenes Drama
In psychology, emotions like to travel in layers. Anger rarely likes to show up first; it prefers to act as the cleanup crew. When we experience an uncomfortable primary emotion, our brain panics and thinks, “Quick, looking vulnerable is dangerous! Throw smoke bombs and start a fire!”
Anger makes us feel powerful and energized. Admitting we are sad, scared, or rejected makes us feel small. Naturally, our brain chooses the leather jacket over the raw vulnerability almost every single time.
The “Anger Iceberg”
Psychologists love the “Anger Iceberg” metaphor. The tip of the iceberg above the water is your visible anger—the slamming doors, the passive-aggressive emails, the aggressive typing. But beneath the surface lies the massive chunk of ice actually doing the heavy lifting.
If you submerge beneath the surface of a sudden outburst, you will almost always find one of these primary emotions:
Fear: Wondering if your stability, safety, or financial security is secretly crumbling.
Hurt: Realizing someone you care about just dented your feelings.
Shame: The agonizing realization that you might actually be wrong this time.
Powerlessness: The sheer frustration of sitting in traffic when you have zero control over the highway system.
Exhaustion: Running on two hours of sleep, where a dropped fork feels like a personal attack from the universe.
Real-World Dramas (And What’s Actually Happening)
To spot this in the wild, you have to look past the immediate theatrical performance of the anger.
The Relationship Trap: Your partner forgets to buy the specific brand of milk you asked for, and you erupt into a lecture about grocery store navigation. The Reality: You don’t actually care that much about the milk. Your primary emotion is hurt because you feel unseen and unimportant.
The Office Overreaction: A coworker gives mild feedback on your presentation slides, and you instantly draft a three-paragraph defense. The Reality: You aren’t actually mad at their font critique. Your primary emotion is the fear of being exposed as incompetent.
The Flight Delay: Your flight gets delayed by four hours, and you find yourself lecturing a gate agent who clearly does not control the weather. The Reality: You aren’t mad at the agent. Your primary emotion is a total sense of powerlessness over your schedule.
How to Fire Your Emotional Bodyguard
You don’t need to banish anger entirely, but you can teach it to stop overreacting to every minor incident. The next time you feel the urge to flip a desk, try these three steps:
Call a Time-Out: Give your brain’s chemical alarm system a minute or two to cool down so you can actually think.
Interrogate the Anger: Ask yourself, “If I wasn’t allowed to be mad right now, what would I actually be feeling?”
Speak the Truth: Skip the yelling and state the primary emotion directly. Saying, “I’m just really stressed about our budget right now” solves problems infinitely faster than slamming the cabinet doors.
One of the most difficult things to come to terms with as a parent going through a divorce is learning your spouse is now your worst enemy. Every little secret you whispered to your spouse at 3am starts to replay over and over in your mind… Luckily mine probably wasn’t listening, so, little benefit there, but it’s okay because he’s happy to make up his own story.
The next hard lesson you’ll learn is family court DOES NOT immediately favor the mother (or the father necessarily), they favor colleagues and affiliates who bring in money and closed door deals. If you don’t have a lawyer but your ex does, hope you brought lube bc you’re about to experience a dry fuck on a sandy beach. You will not ever win. It’s not even possible, don’t waste your time or money. Prostitute yourself if you have to, do Only Fans, Sell foot pics, WHATEVER you have to do. I learned this too late.
Third, don’t sink to your ex’s level with mindfucking a child. When your kid repeats the same, “it’s not fair to my dad” 5x, you know that her mouth is moving, but it’s his words coming out.
Last but not least, try not to have it in Montgomery County Pennsylvania. The county where only money gets you custody and if you can’t afford representation, prepare to lose your family, your friends, your job, your home, your child. The county that’s so corrupt the custody judge has literally handcuffed child advocates in her chambers so they could not testify. A county so shitty that they make it easy for you to be bullied, lied about, and taken advantage of by lawyers. I’m not sure how or why lawyers do what they do, but all I can say is I hope my ex’s lawyer’s daughter marries someone exactly like my ex.
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